Two and a Half Men

• Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper
• Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
• Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper
• Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper
• Marin Hinkle as Judith

                            Original
  Episode #     Prod #      Air Date   Titles
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• Season 1

1      1-01      475215    22/Sep/03   Pilot
2      1-02      176802    29/Sep/03   Big Flappy Bastards
3      1-03      176803    06/Oct/03   Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
4      1-04      176801    13/Oct/03   If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
5      1-05      176804    20/Oct/03   The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
6      1-06      176805    27/Oct/03   Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7      1-07      176806    03/Nov/03   If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
8      1-08      176808    10/Nov/03   Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
9      1-09      176807    17/Nov/03   Phase One, Complete
10     1-10      176809    24/Nov/03   Merry Thanksgiving
11     1-11      176810    15/Dec/03   Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12     1-12      176813    05/Jan/04   Camel Filters + Pheromones
13     1-13      176811    12/Jan/04   Sara Like Puny Alan
14     1-14      176812    02/Feb/04   I Can't Afford Hyenas
15     1-15      176814    09/Feb/04   Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
16     1-16      176815    16/Feb/04   That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
17     1-17      176816    23/Feb/04   Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
18     1-18      176818    01/Mar/04   An Old Flame With a New Wick
19     1-19      176819    22/Mar/04   I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
20     1-20      176820    19/Apr/04   Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21     1-21      176817    03/May/04   No Sniffing, No Wowing
22     1-22      176821    10/May/04   My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
23     1-23      176822    17/May/04   Just Like Buffalo
24     1-24      176823    24/May/04   Can You Feel My Finger?

• Season 2

25     2-01      177653    20/Sep/04   Back Off Mary Poppins
26     2-02      177651    27/Sep/04   Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
27     2-03      177652    04/Oct/04   A Bag Full of Jawea
28     2-04      177654    11/Oct/04   Go Get Mommy's Bra
29     2-05      177655    18/Oct/04   Bad News from the Clinic
30     2-06      177656    25/Oct/04   The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
31     2-07      177658    08/Nov/04   A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
32     2-08      177657    15/Nov/04   Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
33     2-09      177659    22/Nov/04   Yes, Monsignor
34     2-10      177660    29/Nov/04   The Salmon Under My Sweater
35     2-11      177661    13/Dec/04   Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
36     2-12      177662    03/Jan/05   A Lungful of Alan
37     2-13      177663    17/Jan/05   Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
38     2-14      177664    31/Jan/05   Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
39     2-15      177665    07/Feb/05   Smell the Umbrella Stand
40     2-16      177666    14/Feb/05   Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
41     2-17      177667    21/Feb/05   Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
42     2-18      177668    07/Mar/05   It Was Mame, Mom
43     2-19      177669    21/Mar/05   A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
44     2-20      177673    18/Apr/05   I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
45     2-21      177671    02/May/05   A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
46     2-22                09/May/05   That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
47     2-23                16/May/05   Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
48     2-24      177672    23/May/05   Does This Smell Funny to You?

• Season 3

49     3-01      301       19/Sep/05   Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
50     3-02                26/Sep/05   Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
51     3-03                03/Oct/05   Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
52     3-04                10/Oct/05   Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
53     3-05                17/Oct/05   We Called It Mr. Pinky
54     3-06                24/Oct/05   Hi, Mr. Horned One
55     3-07                07/Nov/05   Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
56     3-08                14/Nov/05   That Voodoo That I Do Do
57     3-09                21/Nov/05   Madame and Her Special Friend
58     3-10                28/Nov/05   Something Salted and Twisted
59     3-11                19/Dec/05   Santa's Village of the Damned
60     3-12                09/Jan/06   That Special Tug
61     3-13                23/Jan/06   Humiliation is a Visual Medium
62     3-14                06/Feb/06   Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
63     3-15                27/Feb/06   My Tongue is Meat
64     3-16                06/Mar/06   Ergo, The Booty Call
65     3-17                13/Mar/06   The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
66     3-18                20/Mar/06   The Spit-Covered Cobbler
67     3-19                10/Apr/06   Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
68     3-20                24/Apr/06   Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
69     3-21                01/May/06   And the Plot Moistens
70     3-22                08/May/06   Just Once With Aunt Sophie
71     3-23                15/May/06   Arguments for the Quickie
72     3-24                22/May/06   That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

• Season 4

73     4-01      401       18/Sep/06   Working for Caligula
74     4-02      402       25/Sep/06   Who's Vod Kanockers
75     4-03      403       02/Oct/06   The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
76     4-04      404       09/Oct/06   A Pot Smoking Monkey
77     4-05      405       16/Oct/06   A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
78     4-06      406       23/Oct/06   Apologies for the Frivolity
79     4-07      407       06/Nov/06   Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
80     4-08      408       13/Nov/06   Release the Dogs
81     4-09      409       20/Nov/06   Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
82     4-10      410       27/Nov/06   Kissing Abraham Lincoln
83     4-11      411       11/Dec/06   Walnuts and Demerol
84     4-12      412       08/Jan/07   Castrating Sheep in Montana
85     4-13      413       22/Jan/07   Don't Worry, Speed Racer
86     4-14      415       05/Feb/07   That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
87     4-15      414       12/Feb/07   My Damn Stalker
88     4-16      416       19/Feb/07   Young People Have Phlegm Too
89     4-17      417       26/Feb/07   I Merely Slept with a Commie
90     4-18      418       19/Mar/07   It Never Rains in Hooterville
91     4-19      419       09/Apr/07   Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)
92     4-20      420       16/Apr/07   Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)
93     4-21      421       23/Apr/07   Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
94     4-22      422       30/Apr/07   Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
95     4-23      423       07/May/07   Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
96     4-24      424       14/May/07   Prostitutes and Gelato

• Season 5

97     5-01      501       24/Sep/07   Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
98     5-02      502       01/Oct/07   Media Room Slash Dungeon
99     5-03      503       08/Oct/07   Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
100    5-04      504       15/Oct/07   City of Great Racks
101    5-05      505       22/Oct/07   Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
102    5-06      506       29/Oct/07   Help Daddy Find His Toenail
103    5-07      507       05/Nov/07   The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
104    5-08      508       12/Nov/07   Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
105    5-09      509       19/Nov/07   Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
106    5-10      510       26/Nov/07   Kinda Like Necrophilia
107    5-11      511       17/Mar/08   Meander To Your Dander
108    5-12      512       24/Mar/08   A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
109    5-13      513       31/Mar/08   The Soil is Moist
110    5-14      514       14/Apr/08   Winky-Dink Time
111    5-15      515       21/Apr/08   Rough Night in Hump Junction
112    5-16      516       28/Apr/08   Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
113    5-17      517       05/May/08   Fish in a Drawer
114    5-18      518       12/May/08   If My Hole Could Talk
115    5-19      519       19/May/08   Waiting for the Right Snapper

• Season 6

116    6-01      601       22/Sep/08   Taterhead Is Our Love Child
117    6-02                29/Sep/08   Pie Hole, Herb
118    6-03                06/Oct/08   Damn You, Eggs Benedict
119    6-04      604       13/Oct/08   The Flavin' and the Mavin'
120    6-05      605       20/Oct/08   A Jock Strap In Hell
121    6-06                03/Nov/08   It's Always Nazi Week
122    6-07      607       10/Nov/08   Best H.O. Money Can Buy
123    6-08      608       17/Nov/08   Pinocchio's Mouth
124    6-09      609       24/Nov/08   The Mooch At The Boo
125    6-10      610       08/Dec/08   He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
126    6-11                15/Dec/08   The Devil's Lube
127    6-12                12/Jan/09   Thank God for Scoliosis
128    6-13                19/Jan/09   I Think You Offended Don
129    6-14      614       02/Feb/09   David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
130    6-15      615       09/Feb/09   I'd Like to Start With the Cat
131    6-16                02/Mar/09   She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
132    6-17      617       09/Mar/09   The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
133    6-18      618       16/Mar/09   My Son's Enormous Head
134    6-19      619       30/Mar/09   The Two Finger Rule
135    6-20                13/Apr/09   Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
136    6-21                27/Apr/09   Above Exalted Cyclops
137    6-22                04/May/09   Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
138    6-23                11/May/09   Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
139    6-24                18/May/09   Baseball with Better Steroids

• Season 7

140    7-01      701       21/Sep/09   818-jklpuzo
141    7-02                28/Sep/09   Whipped Unto the Third Generation
142    7-03                05/Oct/09   Mmm, fish. Yum.
143    7-04                12/Oct/09   Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
144    7-05                19/Oct/09   For the Sake of the Child
145    7-06                02/Nov/09   Give Me Your Thumb
146    7-07                09/Nov/09   Untainted by Filth
147    7-08                16/Nov/09   Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
148    7-09                23/Nov/09   Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
149    7-10                07/Dec/09   That's Why They Call It Ball Room
150    7-11                14/Dec/09    Warning, It's Dirty
151    7-12                11/Jan/10    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
152    7-13                18/Jan/10    Yay, No Polyps!
153    7-14                01/Feb/10    Crude and Uncalled For
154    7-15                08/Feb/10   Aye, Aye, Captain
155    7-16                01/Mar/10   Tinkle Like a Princess