number,season,episode,airdate,title,tvmaze link
1,1,1,22 Sep 03,"Pilot",""
2,1,2,29 Sep 03,"Big Flappy Bastards",""
3,1,3,06 Oct 03,"Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell",""
4,1,4,13 Oct 03,"If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap",""
5,1,5,20 Oct 03,"The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump",""
6,1,6,27 Oct 03,"Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?",""
7,1,7,03 Nov 03,"If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake",""
8,1,8,10 Nov 03,"Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful",""
9,1,9,17 Nov 03,"Phase One, Complete",""
10,1,10,24 Nov 03,"Merry Thanksgiving",""
11,1,11,15 Dec 03,"Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor",""
12,1,12,05 Jan 04,"Camel Filters + Pheromones",""
13,1,13,12 Jan 04,"Sarah Like Puny Alan",""
14,1,14,02 Feb 04,"I Can't Afford Hyenas",""
15,1,15,09 Feb 04,"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)",""
16,1,16,16 Feb 04,"That Was Saliva, Alan (2)",""
17,1,17,23 Feb 04,"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats",""
18,1,18,01 Mar 04,"An Old Flame with a New Wick",""
19,1,19,22 Mar 04,"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You",""
20,1,20,19 Apr 04,"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark",""
21,1,21,03 May 04,"No Sniffing, No Wowing",""
22,1,22,10 May 04,"My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet",""
23,1,23,17 May 04,"Just Like Buffalo",""
24,1,24,24 May 04,"Can You Feel My Finger?",""
25,2,1,20 Sep 04,"Back Off, Mary Poppins",""
26,2,2,27 Sep 04,"Enjoy Those Garlic Balls",""
27,2,3,04 Oct 04,"A Bag Full of Jawea",""
28,2,4,11 Oct 04,"Go Get Mommy's Bra",""
29,2,5,18 Oct 04,"Bad News from the Clinic?",""
30,2,6,25 Oct 04,"The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance",""
31,2,7,08 Nov 04,"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana",""
32,2,8,15 Nov 04,"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers",""
33,2,9,22 Nov 04,"Yes, Monsignor",""
34,2,10,29 Nov 04,"The Salmon Under My Sweater",""
35,2,11,13 Dec 04,"Last Chance to See Those Tattoos",""
36,2,12,03 Jan 05,"A Lung Full of Alan",""
37,2,13,17 Jan 05,"Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow",""
38,2,14,31 Jan 05,"Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts",""
39,2,15,07 Feb 05,"Smell the Umbrella Stand",""
40,2,16,14 Feb 05,"Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?",""
41,2,17,21 Feb 05,"Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!",""
42,2,18,07 Mar 05,"It was 'Mame,' Mom",""
43,2,19,21 Mar 05,"A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise",""
44,2,20,18 Apr 05,"I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey",""
45,2,21,02 May 05,"A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On",""
46,2,22,09 May 05,"That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother",""
47,2,23,16 May 05,"Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab",""
48,2,24,23 May 05,"Does This Smell Funny to You?",""
49,3,1,19 Sep 05,"Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts",""
50,3,2,26 Sep 05,"Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover",""
51,3,3,03 Oct 05,"Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark",""
52,3,4,10 Oct 05,"Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs",""
53,3,5,17 Oct 05,"We Called It Mr. Pinky",""
54,3,6,24 Oct 05,"Hi, Mr. Horned One",""
55,3,7,07 Nov 05,"Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop",""
56,3,8,14 Nov 05,"That Voodoo That I Do Do",""
57,3,9,21 Nov 05,"Madame and Her Special Friend",""
58,3,10,28 Nov 05,"Something Salted and Twisted",""
59,3,11,19 Dec 05,"Santa's Village of the Damned",""
60,3,12,09 Jan 06,"That Special Tug",""
61,3,13,23 Jan 06,"Humiliation Is a Visual Medium",""
62,3,14,06 Feb 06,"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded",""
63,3,15,27 Feb 06,"My Tongue Is Meat",""
64,3,16,06 Mar 06,"Ergo, the Booty Call",""
65,3,17,13 Mar 06,"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser",""
66,3,18,20 Mar 06,"The Spit-Covered Cobbler",""
67,3,19,10 Apr 06,"Golly Moses, She's a Muffin",""
68,3,20,24 Apr 06,"Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro",""
69,3,21,01 May 06,"And the Plot Moistens",""
70,3,22,08 May 06,"Just Once with Aunt Sophie",""
71,3,23,15 May 06,"Arguments for the Quickie",""
72,3,24,22 May 06,"That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite",""
73,4,1,18 Sep 06,"Working for Caligula",""
74,4,2,25 Sep 06,"Who's Vod Kanockers?",""
75,4,3,02 Oct 06,"The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress",""
76,4,4,09 Oct 06,"A Pot Smoking Monkey",""
77,4,5,16 Oct 06,"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility",""
78,4,6,23 Oct 06,"Apologies for the Frivolity",""
79,4,7,06 Nov 06,"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head",""
80,4,8,13 Nov 06,"Release the Dogs",""
81,4,9,20 Nov 06,"Corey's Been Dead for an Hour",""
82,4,10,27 Nov 06,"Kissing Abraham Lincoln",""
83,4,11,11 Dec 06,"Walnuts and Demerol",""
84,4,12,08 Jan 07,"Castrating Sheep in Montana",""
85,4,13,22 Jan 07,"Don't Worry, Speed Racer",""
86,4,14,05 Feb 07,"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami",""
87,4,15,12 Feb 07,"My Damn Stalker",""
88,4,16,19 Feb 07,"Young People Have Phlegm Too",""
89,4,17,26 Feb 07,"I Merely Slept with a Commie",""
90,4,18,19 Mar 07,"It Never Rains in Hooterville",""
91,4,19,09 Apr 07,"Smooth As a Ken Doll",""
92,4,20,16 Apr 07,"Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot",""
93,4,21,23 Apr 07,"Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous",""
94,4,22,30 Apr 07,"Mr. McGlue's Feedbag",""
95,4,23,07 May 07,"Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin",""
96,4,24,14 May 07,"Prostitutes and Gelato",""
97,5,1,24 Sep 07,"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom",""
98,5,2,01 Oct 07,"Media Room Slash Dungeon",""
99,5,3,08 Oct 07,"Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo",""
100,5,4,15 Oct 07,"City of Great Racks",""
101,5,5,22 Oct 07,"Putting Swim Fins on a Cat",""
102,5,6,29 Oct 07,"Help Daddy Find His Toenail",""
103,5,7,05 Nov 07,"Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room",""
104,5,8,12 Nov 07,"Is There a Mrs. Waffles?",""
105,5,9,19 Nov 07,"Tight's Good",""
106,5,10,26 Nov 07,"Kinda Like Necrophilia",""
107,5,11,17 Mar 08,"Meander to Your Dander",""
108,5,12,24 Mar 08,"A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh",""
109,5,13,31 Mar 08,"The Soil Is Moist",""
110,5,14,14 Apr 08,"Winky-Dink Time",""
111,5,15,21 Apr 08,"Rough Night in Hump Junction",""
112,5,16,28 Apr 08,"Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty",""
113,5,17,05 May 08,"Fish in a Drawer",""
114,5,18,12 May 08,"If My Hole Could Talk",""
115,5,19,19 May 08,"Waiting for the Right Snapper",""
116,6,1,22 Sep 08,"Taterhead Is Our Love Child",""
117,6,2,29 Sep 08,"Pie Hole, Herb",""
118,6,3,06 Oct 08,"Damn You, Eggs Benedict",""
119,6,4,13 Oct 08,"The Flavin' and the Mavin'",""
120,6,5,20 Oct 08,"A Jock Strap in Hell",""
121,6,6,03 Nov 08,"It's Always Nazi Week",""
122,6,7,10 Nov 08,"Best H.O. Money Can Buy",""
123,6,8,17 Nov 08,"Pinocchio's Mouth",""
124,6,9,24 Nov 08,"The Mooch at the Boo",""
125,6,10,08 Dec 08,"He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited",""
126,6,11,15 Dec 08,"The Devil's Lube",""
127,6,12,12 Jan 09,"Thank God for Scoliosis",""
128,6,13,19 Jan 09,"I Think You Offended Don",""
129,6,14,02 Feb 09,"David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie",""
130,6,15,09 Feb 09,"I'd Like to Start with the Cat",""
131,6,16,02 Mar 09,"She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime",""
132,6,17,09 Mar 09,"The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?",""
133,6,18,16 Mar 09,"My Son's Enormous Head",""
134,6,19,30 Mar 09,"The Two Finger Rule",""
135,6,20,13 Apr 09,"Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau",""
136,6,21,27 Apr 09,"Above Exalted Cyclops",""
137,6,22,04 May 09,"Sir Lancelot's Litter Box",""
138,6,23,11 May 09,"Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth",""
139,6,24,18 May 09,"Baseball with Better Steroids",""
140,7,1,21 Sep 09,"818-jklpuzo",""
141,7,2,28 Sep 09,"Whipped Unto the Third Generation",""
142,7,3,05 Oct 09,"Mmm, Fish. Yum.",""
143,7,4,12 Oct 09,"Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator",""
144,7,5,19 Oct 09,"For the Sake of the Child",""
145,7,6,02 Nov 09,"Give Me Your Thumb",""
146,7,7,09 Nov 09,"Untainted by Filth",""
147,7,8,16 Nov 09,"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.",""
148,7,9,23 Nov 09,"Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair",""
149,7,10,07 Dec 09,"That's Why They Call It Ball Room",""
150,7,11,14 Dec 09,"Warning, It's Dirty",""
151,7,12,11 Jan 10,"Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste",""
152,7,13,18 Jan 10,"Yay, No Polyps!",""
153,7,14,01 Feb 10,"Crude and Uncalled For",""
154,7,15,08 Feb 10,"Aye, Aye, Captain",""
155,7,16,01 Mar 10,"Tinkle Like a Princess",""
156,7,17,08 Mar 10,"I Found Your Moustache",""
157,7,18,22 Mar 10,"Ixnay on the Oggie Day",""
158,7,19,12 Apr 10,"Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave",""
159,7,20,10 May 10,"I Called Him Magoo",""
160,7,21,17 May 10,"Gumby with a Pokey",""
161,7,22,24 May 10,"This Is Not Gonna End Well",""
162,8,1,20 Sep 10,"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud",""
163,8,2,27 Sep 10,"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer",""
164,8,3,04 Oct 10,"A Pudding-Filled Cactus",""
165,8,4,11 Oct 10,"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers",""
166,8,5,18 Oct 10,"The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel",""
167,8,6,25 Oct 10,"Twanging Your Magic Clanger",""
168,8,7,01 Nov 10,"The Crazy Bitch Gazette",""
169,8,8,08 Nov 10,"Springtime on a Stick",""
170,8,9,15 Nov 10,"A Good Time in Central Africa",""
171,8,10,22 Nov 10,"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop",""
172,8,11,06 Dec 10,"Dead from the Waist Down",""
173,8,12,13 Dec 10,"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead",""
174,8,13,03 Jan 11,"Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup",""
175,8,14,17 Jan 11,"Lookin' for Japanese Subs",""
176,8,15,07 Feb 11,"Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak",""
177,8,16,14 Feb 11,"That Darn Priest",""
178,9,1,19 Sep 11,"Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt",""
179,9,2,26 Sep 11,"People Who Love Peepholes",""
180,9,3,03 Oct 11,"Big Girls Don't Throw Food",""
181,9,4,10 Oct 11,"Nine Magic Fingers",""
182,9,5,17 Oct 11,"A Giant Cat Holding a Churro",""
183,9,6,24 Oct 11,"The Squat and the Hover",""
184,9,7,31 Oct 11,"Those Fancy Japanese Toilets",""
185,9,8,07 Nov 11,"Thank You for the Intercourse",""
186,9,9,14 Nov 11,"Frodo's Headshots",""
187,9,10,21 Nov 11,"A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes",""
188,9,11,05 Dec 11,"What a Lovely Landing Strip",""
189,9,12,12 Dec 11,"One False Move, Zimbabwe!",""
190,9,13,02 Jan 12,"Slowly and in a Circular Fashion",""
191,9,14,16 Jan 12,"A Possum on Chemo",""
192,9,15,06 Feb 12,"The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack",""
193,9,16,13 Feb 12,"Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy",""
194,9,17,20 Feb 12,"Not in My Mouth!",""
195,9,18,27 Feb 12,"The War Against Gingivitis",""
196,9,19,19 Mar 12,"Palmdale, Ech",""
197,9,20,09 Apr 12,"Grandma's Pie",""
198,9,21,16 Apr 12,"Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'",""
199,9,22,30 Apr 12,"Why We Gave Up Women",""
200,9,23,07 May 12,"The Straw in My Donut Hole",""
201,9,24,14 May 12,"Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!",""
202,10,1,27 Sep 12,"I Changed My Mind About the Milk",""
203,10,2,04 Oct 12,"A Big Bag of Dog",""
204,10,3,11 Oct 12,"Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt",""
205,10,4,18 Oct 12,"You Do Know What the Lollipop's For",""
206,10,5,25 Oct 12,"That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam",""
207,10,6,01 Nov 12,"Ferrets, Attack!",""
208,10,7,08 Nov 12,"Avoid the Chinese Mustard",""
209,10,8,15 Nov 12,"Something My Gynecologist Said",""
210,10,9,29 Nov 12,"I Scream When I Pee",""
211,10,10,06 Dec 12,"One Nut Johnson",""
212,10,11,13 Dec 12,"Give Santa a Tail-Hole",""
213,10,12,03 Jan 13,"Welcome to Alancrest",""
214,10,13,10 Jan 13,"Grab a Feather and Get in Line",""
215,10,14,31 Jan 13,"Run, Steven Staven! Run!",""
216,10,15,07 Feb 13,"Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It",""
217,10,16,14 Feb 13,"Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby",""
218,10,17,21 Feb 13,"Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries",""
219,10,18,07 Mar 13,"The 9:04 from Pemberton",""
220,10,19,14 Mar 13,"Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon",""
221,10,20,04 Apr 13,"Bazinga! That's from a TV Show",""
222,10,21,25 Apr 13,"Another Night with Neil Diamond",""
223,10,22,02 May 13,"My Bodacious Vidalia",""
224,10,23,09 May 13,"Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped",""
225,11,1,26 Sep 13,"Nangnangnangnang",""
226,11,2,03 Oct 13,"I Think I Banged Lucille Ball",""
227,11,3,10 Oct 13,"This Unblessed Biscuit",""
228,11,4,17 Oct 13,"Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank",""
229,11,5,24 Oct 13,"Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003",""
230,11,6,07 Nov 13,"Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants",""
231,11,7,14 Nov 13,"Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie",""
232,11,8,21 Nov 13,"Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.",""
233,11,9,05 Dec 13,"Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer",""
234,11,10,12 Dec 13,"On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!",""
235,11,11,02 Jan 14,"Tazed in the Lady Nuts",""
236,11,12,09 Jan 14,"Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.",""
237,11,13,30 Jan 14,"Bite Me, Supreme Court",""
238,11,14,06 Feb 14,"Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe",""
239,11,15,27 Feb 14,"Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin",""
240,11,16,06 Mar 14,"How to Get Rid of Alan Harper",""
241,11,17,13 Mar 14,"Welcome Home, Jake",""
242,11,18,03 Apr 14,"West Side Story",""
243,11,19,10 Apr 14,"Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang",""
244,11,20,24 Apr 14,"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia",""
245,11,21,01 May 14,"Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot",""
246,11,22,08 May 14,"Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead",""
247,12,1,30 Oct 14,"The Ol' Mexican Spinach",""
248,12,2,06 Nov 14,"A Chic Bar in Ibiza",""
249,12,3,13 Nov 14,"Glamping in a Yurt",""
250,12,4,20 Nov 14,"Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight",""
251,12,5,27 Nov 14,"Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.",""
252,12,6,04 Dec 14,"Alan Shot a Little Girl",""
253,12,7,11 Dec 14,"Sex with an Animated Ed Asner",""
254,12,8,18 Dec 14,"Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey",""
255,12,9,08 Jan 15,"Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey",""
256,12,10,15 Jan 15,"Here I Come, Pants!",""
257,12,11,22 Jan 15,"For Whom the Booty Calls",""
258,12,12,29 Jan 15,"A Beer-Battered Rip-Off",""
259,12,13,05 Feb 15,"Boompa Loved His Hookers",""
260,12,14,12 Feb 15,"Don't Give a Monkey a Gun",""
261,12,15,19 Feb 15,"Of Course He's Dead - Part One",""
262,12,16,19 Feb 15,"Of Course He's Dead - Part Two",""