number,season,episode,airdate,title,tvmaze link
1,1,1,22 Sep 03,"Pilot","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10392/two-and-a-half-men-1x01-pilot"
2,1,2,29 Sep 03,"Big Flappy Bastards","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10393/two-and-a-half-men-1x02-big-flappy-bastards"
3,1,3,06 Oct 03,"Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10394/two-and-a-half-men-1x03-go-east-on-sunset-until-you-reach-the-gates-of-hell"
4,1,4,13 Oct 03,"If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10395/two-and-a-half-men-1x04-if-i-cant-write-my-chocolate-song-im-going-to-take-a-nap"
5,1,5,20 Oct 03,"The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10396/two-and-a-half-men-1x05-the-last-thing-you-want-is-to-wind-up-with-a-hump"
6,1,6,27 Oct 03,"Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10397/two-and-a-half-men-1x06-did-you-check-with-the-captain-of-the-flying-monkeys"
7,1,7,03 Nov 03,"If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10398/two-and-a-half-men-1x07-if-they-do-go-either-way-theyre-usually-fake"
8,1,8,10 Nov 03,"Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10399/two-and-a-half-men-1x08-twenty-five-little-pre-pubers-without-a-snoot-ful"
9,1,9,17 Nov 03,"Phase One, Complete","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10400/two-and-a-half-men-1x09-phase-one-complete"
10,1,10,24 Nov 03,"Merry Thanksgiving","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10401/two-and-a-half-men-1x10-merry-thanksgiving"
11,1,11,15 Dec 03,"Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10402/two-and-a-half-men-1x11-alan-harper-frontier-chiropractor"
12,1,12,05 Jan 04,"Camel Filters + Pheromones","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10403/two-and-a-half-men-1x12-camel-filters-pheromones"
13,1,13,12 Jan 04,"Sarah Like Puny Alan","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10404/two-and-a-half-men-1x13-sarah-like-puny-alan"
14,1,14,02 Feb 04,"I Can't Afford Hyenas","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10405/two-and-a-half-men-1x14-i-cant-afford-hyenas"
15,1,15,09 Feb 04,"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10406/two-and-a-half-men-1x15-round-one-to-the-hot-crazy-chick-1"
16,1,16,16 Feb 04,"That Was Saliva, Alan (2)","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10407/two-and-a-half-men-1x16-that-was-saliva-alan-2"
17,1,17,23 Feb 04,"Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10408/two-and-a-half-men-1x17-ate-the-hamburgers-wearing-the-hats"
18,1,18,01 Mar 04,"An Old Flame with a New Wick","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10409/two-and-a-half-men-1x18-an-old-flame-with-a-new-wick"
19,1,19,22 Mar 04,"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10410/two-and-a-half-men-1x19-i-remember-the-coatroom-i-just-dont-remember-you"
20,1,20,19 Apr 04,"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10411/two-and-a-half-men-1x20-hey-i-can-pee-outside-in-the-dark"
21,1,21,03 May 04,"No Sniffing, No Wowing","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10412/two-and-a-half-men-1x21-no-sniffing-no-wowing"
22,1,22,10 May 04,"My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10413/two-and-a-half-men-1x22-my-doctor-has-a-cow-puppet"
23,1,23,17 May 04,"Just Like Buffalo","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10414/two-and-a-half-men-1x23-just-like-buffalo"
24,1,24,24 May 04,"Can You Feel My Finger?","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10415/two-and-a-half-men-1x24-can-you-feel-my-finger"
25,2,1,20 Sep 04,"Back Off, Mary Poppins","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10416/two-and-a-half-men-2x01-back-off-mary-poppins"
26,2,2,27 Sep 04,"Enjoy Those Garlic Balls","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10417/two-and-a-half-men-2x02-enjoy-those-garlic-balls"
27,2,3,04 Oct 04,"A Bag Full of Jawea","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10418/two-and-a-half-men-2x03-a-bag-full-of-jawea"
28,2,4,11 Oct 04,"Go Get Mommy's Bra","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10419/two-and-a-half-men-2x04-go-get-mommys-bra"
29,2,5,18 Oct 04,"Bad News from the Clinic?","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10420/two-and-a-half-men-2x05-bad-news-from-the-clinic"
30,2,6,25 Oct 04,"The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10421/two-and-a-half-men-2x06-the-price-of-healthy-gums-is-eternal-vigilance"
31,2,7,08 Nov 04,"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10422/two-and-a-half-men-2x07-a-kosher-slaughterhouse-out-in-fontana"
32,2,8,15 Nov 04,"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10423/two-and-a-half-men-2x08-frankenstein-and-the-horny-villagers"
33,2,9,22 Nov 04,"Yes, Monsignor","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10424/two-and-a-half-men-2x09-yes-monsignor"
34,2,10,29 Nov 04,"The Salmon Under My Sweater","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10425/two-and-a-half-men-2x10-the-salmon-under-my-sweater"
35,2,11,13 Dec 04,"Last Chance to See Those Tattoos","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10426/two-and-a-half-men-2x11-last-chance-to-see-those-tattoos"
36,2,12,03 Jan 05,"A Lung Full of Alan","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10427/two-and-a-half-men-2x12-a-lung-full-of-alan"
37,2,13,17 Jan 05,"Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10428/two-and-a-half-men-2x13-zejdz-zmoich-wlosow"
38,2,14,31 Jan 05,"Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10429/two-and-a-half-men-2x14-those-big-pink-things-with-coconuts"
39,2,15,07 Feb 05,"Smell the Umbrella Stand","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10430/two-and-a-half-men-2x15-smell-the-umbrella-stand"
40,2,16,14 Feb 05,"Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10431/two-and-a-half-men-2x16-can-you-eat-human-flesh-with-wooden-teeth"
41,2,17,21 Feb 05,"Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10432/two-and-a-half-men-2x17-woo-hoo-a-hernia-exam"
42,2,18,07 Mar 05,"It was 'Mame,' Mom","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10433/two-and-a-half-men-2x18-it-was-mame-mom"
43,2,19,21 Mar 05,"A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10434/two-and-a-half-men-2x19-a-low-guttural-tongue-flapping-noise"
44,2,20,18 Apr 05,"I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10435/two-and-a-half-men-2x20-i-always-wanted-a-shaved-monkey"
45,2,21,02 May 05,"A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10436/two-and-a-half-men-2x21-a-sympathetic-crotch-to-cry-on"
46,2,22,09 May 05,"That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10437/two-and-a-half-men-2x22-that-old-hose-bag-is-my-mother"
47,2,23,16 May 05,"Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10438/two-and-a-half-men-2x23-squab-squab-squab-squab-squab"
48,2,24,23 May 05,"Does This Smell Funny to You?","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10439/two-and-a-half-men-2x24-does-this-smell-funny-to-you"
49,3,1,19 Sep 05,"Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10440/two-and-a-half-men-3x01-weekend-in-bangkok-with-two-olympic-gymnasts"
50,3,2,26 Sep 05,"Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10441/two-and-a-half-men-3x02-principal-gallaghers-lesbian-lover"
51,3,3,03 Oct 05,"Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10442/two-and-a-half-men-3x03-carpet-burns-and-a-bite-mark"
52,3,4,10 Oct 05,"Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10443/two-and-a-half-men-3x04-your-dismissive-attitude-toward-boobs"
53,3,5,17 Oct 05,"We Called It Mr. Pinky","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10444/two-and-a-half-men-3x05-we-called-it-mr-pinky"
54,3,6,24 Oct 05,"Hi, Mr. Horned One","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10445/two-and-a-half-men-3x06-hi-mr-horned-one"
55,3,7,07 Nov 05,"Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10446/two-and-a-half-men-3x07-sleep-tight-puddin-pop"
56,3,8,14 Nov 05,"That Voodoo That I Do Do","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10447/two-and-a-half-men-3x08-that-voodoo-that-i-do-do"
57,3,9,21 Nov 05,"Madame and Her Special Friend","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10448/two-and-a-half-men-3x09-madame-and-her-special-friend"
58,3,10,28 Nov 05,"Something Salted and Twisted","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10449/two-and-a-half-men-3x10-something-salted-and-twisted"
59,3,11,19 Dec 05,"Santa's Village of the Damned","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10450/two-and-a-half-men-3x11-santas-village-of-the-damned"
60,3,12,09 Jan 06,"That Special Tug","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10451/two-and-a-half-men-3x12-that-special-tug"
61,3,13,23 Jan 06,"Humiliation Is a Visual Medium","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10452/two-and-a-half-men-3x13-humiliation-is-a-visual-medium"
62,3,14,06 Feb 06,"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10453/two-and-a-half-men-3x14-love-isnt-blind-its-retarded"
63,3,15,27 Feb 06,"My Tongue Is Meat","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10454/two-and-a-half-men-3x15-my-tongue-is-meat"
64,3,16,06 Mar 06,"Ergo, the Booty Call","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10455/two-and-a-half-men-3x16-ergo-the-booty-call"
65,3,17,13 Mar 06,"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10456/two-and-a-half-men-3x17-the-unfortunate-little-schnauser"
66,3,18,20 Mar 06,"The Spit-Covered Cobbler","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10457/two-and-a-half-men-3x18-the-spit-covered-cobbler"
67,3,19,10 Apr 06,"Golly Moses, She's a Muffin","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10458/two-and-a-half-men-3x19-golly-moses-shes-a-muffin"
68,3,20,24 Apr 06,"Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10459/two-and-a-half-men-3x20-always-a-bridesmaid-never-a-burro"
69,3,21,01 May 06,"And the Plot Moistens","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10460/two-and-a-half-men-3x21-and-the-plot-moistens"
70,3,22,08 May 06,"Just Once with Aunt Sophie","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10461/two-and-a-half-men-3x22-just-once-with-aunt-sophie"
71,3,23,15 May 06,"Arguments for the Quickie","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10462/two-and-a-half-men-3x23-arguments-for-the-quickie"
72,3,24,22 May 06,"That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10463/two-and-a-half-men-3x24-that-pistol-packin-hermaphrodite"
73,4,1,18 Sep 06,"Working for Caligula","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10464/two-and-a-half-men-4x01-working-for-caligula"
74,4,2,25 Sep 06,"Who's Vod Kanockers?","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10465/two-and-a-half-men-4x02-whos-vod-kanockers"
75,4,3,02 Oct 06,"The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10466/two-and-a-half-men-4x03-the-sea-is-a-harsh-mistress"
76,4,4,09 Oct 06,"A Pot Smoking Monkey","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10467/two-and-a-half-men-4x04-a-pot-smoking-monkey"
77,4,5,16 Oct 06,"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10468/two-and-a-half-men-4x05-a-live-woman-of-proven-fertility"
78,4,6,23 Oct 06,"Apologies for the Frivolity","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10469/two-and-a-half-men-4x06-apologies-for-the-frivolity"
79,4,7,06 Nov 06,"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10470/two-and-a-half-men-4x07-repeated-blows-to-his-unformed-head"
80,4,8,13 Nov 06,"Release the Dogs","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10471/two-and-a-half-men-4x08-release-the-dogs"
81,4,9,20 Nov 06,"Corey's Been Dead for an Hour","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10472/two-and-a-half-men-4x09-coreys-been-dead-for-an-hour"
82,4,10,27 Nov 06,"Kissing Abraham Lincoln","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10473/two-and-a-half-men-4x10-kissing-abraham-lincoln"
83,4,11,11 Dec 06,"Walnuts and Demerol","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10474/two-and-a-half-men-4x11-walnuts-and-demerol"
84,4,12,08 Jan 07,"Castrating Sheep in Montana","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10475/two-and-a-half-men-4x12-castrating-sheep-in-montana"
85,4,13,22 Jan 07,"Don't Worry, Speed Racer","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10476/two-and-a-half-men-4x13-dont-worry-speed-racer"
86,4,14,05 Feb 07,"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10477/two-and-a-half-men-4x14-thats-summer-sausage-not-salami"
87,4,15,12 Feb 07,"My Damn Stalker","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10478/two-and-a-half-men-4x15-my-damn-stalker"
88,4,16,19 Feb 07,"Young People Have Phlegm Too","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10479/two-and-a-half-men-4x16-young-people-have-phlegm-too"
89,4,17,26 Feb 07,"I Merely Slept with a Commie","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10480/two-and-a-half-men-4x17-i-merely-slept-with-a-commie"
90,4,18,19 Mar 07,"It Never Rains in Hooterville","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10481/two-and-a-half-men-4x18-it-never-rains-in-hooterville"
91,4,19,09 Apr 07,"Smooth As a Ken Doll","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10482/two-and-a-half-men-4x19-smooth-as-a-ken-doll"
92,4,20,16 Apr 07,"Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10483/two-and-a-half-men-4x20-aunt-myra-doesnt-pee-a-lot"
93,4,21,23 Apr 07,"Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10484/two-and-a-half-men-4x21-tucked-taped-and-gorgeous"
94,4,22,30 Apr 07,"Mr. McGlue's Feedbag","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10485/two-and-a-half-men-4x22-mr-mcglues-feedbag"
95,4,23,07 May 07,"Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10486/two-and-a-half-men-4x23-anteaters-theyre-just-crazy-lookin"
96,4,24,14 May 07,"Prostitutes and Gelato","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10487/two-and-a-half-men-4x24-prostitutes-and-gelato"
97,5,1,24 Sep 07,"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10488/two-and-a-half-men-5x01-large-birds-spiders-and-mom"
98,5,2,01 Oct 07,"Media Room Slash Dungeon","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10489/two-and-a-half-men-5x02-media-room-slash-dungeon"
99,5,3,08 Oct 07,"Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10490/two-and-a-half-men-5x03-dum-diddy-dum-diddy-doo"
100,5,4,15 Oct 07,"City of Great Racks","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10491/two-and-a-half-men-5x04-city-of-great-racks"
101,5,5,22 Oct 07,"Putting Swim Fins on a Cat","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10492/two-and-a-half-men-5x05-putting-swim-fins-on-a-cat"
102,5,6,29 Oct 07,"Help Daddy Find His Toenail","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10493/two-and-a-half-men-5x06-help-daddy-find-his-toenail"
103,5,7,05 Nov 07,"Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10494/two-and-a-half-men-5x07-our-leather-gear-is-in-the-guest-room"
104,5,8,12 Nov 07,"Is There a Mrs. Waffles?","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10495/two-and-a-half-men-5x08-is-there-a-mrs-waffles"
105,5,9,19 Nov 07,"Tight's Good","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10496/two-and-a-half-men-5x09-tights-good"
106,5,10,26 Nov 07,"Kinda Like Necrophilia","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10497/two-and-a-half-men-5x10-kinda-like-necrophilia"
107,5,11,17 Mar 08,"Meander to Your Dander","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10498/two-and-a-half-men-5x11-meander-to-your-dander"
108,5,12,24 Mar 08,"A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10499/two-and-a-half-men-5x12-a-little-clammy-and-none-too-fresh"
109,5,13,31 Mar 08,"The Soil Is Moist","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10500/two-and-a-half-men-5x13-the-soil-is-moist"
110,5,14,14 Apr 08,"Winky-Dink Time","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10501/two-and-a-half-men-5x14-winky-dink-time"
111,5,15,21 Apr 08,"Rough Night in Hump Junction","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10502/two-and-a-half-men-5x15-rough-night-in-hump-junction"
112,5,16,28 Apr 08,"Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10503/two-and-a-half-men-5x16-look-at-me-mommy-im-pretty"
113,5,17,05 May 08,"Fish in a Drawer","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10504/two-and-a-half-men-5x17-fish-in-a-drawer"
114,5,18,12 May 08,"If My Hole Could Talk","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10505/two-and-a-half-men-5x18-if-my-hole-could-talk"
115,5,19,19 May 08,"Waiting for the Right Snapper","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10506/two-and-a-half-men-5x19-waiting-for-the-right-snapper"
116,6,1,22 Sep 08,"Taterhead Is Our Love Child","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10507/two-and-a-half-men-6x01-taterhead-is-our-love-child"
117,6,2,29 Sep 08,"Pie Hole, Herb","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10508/two-and-a-half-men-6x02-pie-hole-herb"
118,6,3,06 Oct 08,"Damn You, Eggs Benedict","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10509/two-and-a-half-men-6x03-damn-you-eggs-benedict"
119,6,4,13 Oct 08,"The Flavin' and the Mavin'","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10510/two-and-a-half-men-6x04-the-flavin-and-the-mavin"
120,6,5,20 Oct 08,"A Jock Strap in Hell","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10511/two-and-a-half-men-6x05-a-jock-strap-in-hell"
121,6,6,03 Nov 08,"It's Always Nazi Week","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10512/two-and-a-half-men-6x06-its-always-nazi-week"
122,6,7,10 Nov 08,"Best H.O. Money Can Buy","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10513/two-and-a-half-men-6x07-best-ho-money-can-buy"
123,6,8,17 Nov 08,"Pinocchio's Mouth","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10514/two-and-a-half-men-6x08-pinocchios-mouth"
124,6,9,24 Nov 08,"The Mooch at the Boo","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10515/two-and-a-half-men-6x09-the-mooch-at-the-boo"
125,6,10,08 Dec 08,"He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10516/two-and-a-half-men-6x10-he-smelled-the-ham-he-got-excited"
126,6,11,15 Dec 08,"The Devil's Lube","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10517/two-and-a-half-men-6x11-the-devils-lube"
127,6,12,12 Jan 09,"Thank God for Scoliosis","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10518/two-and-a-half-men-6x12-thank-god-for-scoliosis"
128,6,13,19 Jan 09,"I Think You Offended Don","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10519/two-and-a-half-men-6x13-i-think-you-offended-don"
129,6,14,02 Feb 09,"David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10520/two-and-a-half-men-6x14-david-copperfield-slipped-me-a-roofie"
130,6,15,09 Feb 09,"I'd Like to Start with the Cat","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10521/two-and-a-half-men-6x15-id-like-to-start-with-the-cat"
131,6,16,02 Mar 09,"She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10522/two-and-a-half-men-6x16-shell-still-be-dead-at-halftime"
132,6,17,09 Mar 09,"The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10523/two-and-a-half-men-6x17-the-ocu-or-the-pado"
133,6,18,16 Mar 09,"My Son's Enormous Head","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10524/two-and-a-half-men-6x18-my-sons-enormous-head"
134,6,19,30 Mar 09,"The Two Finger Rule","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10525/two-and-a-half-men-6x19-the-two-finger-rule"
135,6,20,13 Apr 09,"Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10526/two-and-a-half-men-6x20-hello-i-am-alan-cousteau"
136,6,21,27 Apr 09,"Above Exalted Cyclops","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10527/two-and-a-half-men-6x21-above-exalted-cyclops"
137,6,22,04 May 09,"Sir Lancelot's Litter Box","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10528/two-and-a-half-men-6x22-sir-lancelots-litter-box"
138,6,23,11 May 09,"Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10529/two-and-a-half-men-6x23-good-morning-mrs-butterworth"
139,6,24,18 May 09,"Baseball with Better Steroids","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10530/two-and-a-half-men-6x24-baseball-with-better-steroids"
140,7,1,21 Sep 09,"818-jklpuzo","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10531/two-and-a-half-men-7x01-818-jklpuzo"
141,7,2,28 Sep 09,"Whipped Unto the Third Generation","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10532/two-and-a-half-men-7x02-whipped-unto-the-third-generation"
142,7,3,05 Oct 09,"Mmm, Fish. Yum.","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10533/two-and-a-half-men-7x03-mmm-fish-yum"
143,7,4,12 Oct 09,"Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10534/two-and-a-half-men-7x04-laxative-tester-horse-inseminator"
144,7,5,19 Oct 09,"For the Sake of the Child","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10535/two-and-a-half-men-7x05-for-the-sake-of-the-child"
145,7,6,02 Nov 09,"Give Me Your Thumb","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10536/two-and-a-half-men-7x06-give-me-your-thumb"
146,7,7,09 Nov 09,"Untainted by Filth","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10537/two-and-a-half-men-7x07-untainted-by-filth"
147,7,8,16 Nov 09,"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10538/two-and-a-half-men-7x08-gorp-fnark-schmegle"
148,7,9,23 Nov 09,"Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10539/two-and-a-half-men-7x09-captain-terrys-spray-on-hair"
149,7,10,07 Dec 09,"That's Why They Call It Ball Room","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10540/two-and-a-half-men-7x10-thats-why-they-call-it-ball-room"
150,7,11,14 Dec 09,"Warning, It's Dirty","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10541/two-and-a-half-men-7x11-warning-its-dirty"
151,7,12,11 Jan 10,"Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10542/two-and-a-half-men-7x12-fart-jokes-pie-and-celeste"
152,7,13,18 Jan 10,"Yay, No Polyps!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10543/two-and-a-half-men-7x13-yay-no-polyps"
153,7,14,01 Feb 10,"Crude and Uncalled For","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10544/two-and-a-half-men-7x14-crude-and-uncalled-for"
154,7,15,08 Feb 10,"Aye, Aye, Captain","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10545/two-and-a-half-men-7x15-aye-aye-captain"
155,7,16,01 Mar 10,"Tinkle Like a Princess","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10546/two-and-a-half-men-7x16-tinkle-like-a-princess"
156,7,17,08 Mar 10,"I Found Your Moustache","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10547/two-and-a-half-men-7x17-i-found-your-moustache"
157,7,18,22 Mar 10,"Ixnay on the Oggie Day","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10548/two-and-a-half-men-7x18-ixnay-on-the-oggie-day"
158,7,19,12 Apr 10,"Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10549/two-and-a-half-men-7x19-keith-moon-is-vomiting-in-his-grave"
159,7,20,10 May 10,"I Called Him Magoo","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10550/two-and-a-half-men-7x20-i-called-him-magoo"
160,7,21,17 May 10,"Gumby with a Pokey","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10551/two-and-a-half-men-7x21-gumby-with-a-pokey"
161,7,22,24 May 10,"This Is Not Gonna End Well","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10552/two-and-a-half-men-7x22-this-is-not-gonna-end-well"
162,8,1,20 Sep 10,"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10553/two-and-a-half-men-8x01-three-girls-and-a-guy-named-bud"
163,8,2,27 Sep 10,"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10554/two-and-a-half-men-8x02-a-bottle-of-wine-and-a-jackhammer"
164,8,3,04 Oct 10,"A Pudding-Filled Cactus","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10555/two-and-a-half-men-8x03-a-pudding-filled-cactus"
165,8,4,11 Oct 10,"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10556/two-and-a-half-men-8x04-hookers-hookers-hookers"
166,8,5,18 Oct 10,"The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10557/two-and-a-half-men-8x05-the-immortal-mr-billy-joel"
167,8,6,25 Oct 10,"Twanging Your Magic Clanger","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10558/two-and-a-half-men-8x06-twanging-your-magic-clanger"
168,8,7,01 Nov 10,"The Crazy Bitch Gazette","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10559/two-and-a-half-men-8x07-the-crazy-bitch-gazette"
169,8,8,08 Nov 10,"Springtime on a Stick","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10560/two-and-a-half-men-8x08-springtime-on-a-stick"
170,8,9,15 Nov 10,"A Good Time in Central Africa","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10561/two-and-a-half-men-8x09-a-good-time-in-central-africa"
171,8,10,22 Nov 10,"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10562/two-and-a-half-men-8x10-ow-ow-dont-stop"
172,8,11,06 Dec 10,"Dead from the Waist Down","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10563/two-and-a-half-men-8x11-dead-from-the-waist-down"
173,8,12,13 Dec 10,"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10564/two-and-a-half-men-8x12-chocolate-diddlers-or-my-puppys-dead"
174,8,13,03 Jan 11,"Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10565/two-and-a-half-men-8x13-skunk-dog-crap-and-ketchup"
175,8,14,17 Jan 11,"Lookin' for Japanese Subs","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10566/two-and-a-half-men-8x14-lookin-for-japanese-subs"
176,8,15,07 Feb 11,"Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10567/two-and-a-half-men-8x15-three-hookers-and-a-philly-cheesesteak"
177,8,16,14 Feb 11,"That Darn Priest","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10568/two-and-a-half-men-8x16-that-darn-priest"
178,9,1,19 Sep 11,"Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10569/two-and-a-half-men-9x01-nice-to-meet-you-walden-schmidt"
179,9,2,26 Sep 11,"People Who Love Peepholes","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10570/two-and-a-half-men-9x02-people-who-love-peepholes"
180,9,3,03 Oct 11,"Big Girls Don't Throw Food","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10571/two-and-a-half-men-9x03-big-girls-dont-throw-food"
181,9,4,10 Oct 11,"Nine Magic Fingers","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10572/two-and-a-half-men-9x04-nine-magic-fingers"
182,9,5,17 Oct 11,"A Giant Cat Holding a Churro","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10573/two-and-a-half-men-9x05-a-giant-cat-holding-a-churro"
183,9,6,24 Oct 11,"The Squat and the Hover","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10574/two-and-a-half-men-9x06-the-squat-and-the-hover"
184,9,7,31 Oct 11,"Those Fancy Japanese Toilets","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10575/two-and-a-half-men-9x07-those-fancy-japanese-toilets"
185,9,8,07 Nov 11,"Thank You for the Intercourse","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10576/two-and-a-half-men-9x08-thank-you-for-the-intercourse"
186,9,9,14 Nov 11,"Frodo's Headshots","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10577/two-and-a-half-men-9x09-frodos-headshots"
187,9,10,21 Nov 11,"A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10578/two-and-a-half-men-9x10-a-fishbowl-full-of-glass-eyes"
188,9,11,05 Dec 11,"What a Lovely Landing Strip","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10579/two-and-a-half-men-9x11-what-a-lovely-landing-strip"
189,9,12,12 Dec 11,"One False Move, Zimbabwe!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10580/two-and-a-half-men-9x12-one-false-move-zimbabwe"
190,9,13,02 Jan 12,"Slowly and in a Circular Fashion","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10581/two-and-a-half-men-9x13-slowly-and-in-a-circular-fashion"
191,9,14,16 Jan 12,"A Possum on Chemo","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10582/two-and-a-half-men-9x14-a-possum-on-chemo"
192,9,15,06 Feb 12,"The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10583/two-and-a-half-men-9x15-the-duchess-of-dull-in-sack"
193,9,16,13 Feb 12,"Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10584/two-and-a-half-men-9x16-sips-sonnets-and-sodomy"
194,9,17,20 Feb 12,"Not in My Mouth!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10585/two-and-a-half-men-9x17-not-in-my-mouth"
195,9,18,27 Feb 12,"The War Against Gingivitis","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10586/two-and-a-half-men-9x18-the-war-against-gingivitis"
196,9,19,19 Mar 12,"Palmdale, Ech","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10587/two-and-a-half-men-9x19-palmdale-ech"
197,9,20,09 Apr 12,"Grandma's Pie","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10588/two-and-a-half-men-9x20-grandmas-pie"
198,9,21,16 Apr 12,"Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10589/two-and-a-half-men-9x21-mr-hose-says-yes"
199,9,22,30 Apr 12,"Why We Gave Up Women","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10590/two-and-a-half-men-9x22-why-we-gave-up-women"
200,9,23,07 May 12,"The Straw in My Donut Hole","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10591/two-and-a-half-men-9x23-the-straw-in-my-donut-hole"
201,9,24,14 May 12,"Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10592/two-and-a-half-men-9x24-oh-look-al-qaeda"
202,10,1,27 Sep 12,"I Changed My Mind About the Milk","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10593/two-and-a-half-men-10x01-i-changed-my-mind-about-the-milk"
203,10,2,04 Oct 12,"A Big Bag of Dog","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10594/two-and-a-half-men-10x02-a-big-bag-of-dog"
204,10,3,11 Oct 12,"Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10595/two-and-a-half-men-10x03-four-balls-two-bats-and-one-mitt"
205,10,4,18 Oct 12,"You Do Know What the Lollipop's For","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10596/two-and-a-half-men-10x04-you-do-know-what-the-lollipops-for"
206,10,5,25 Oct 12,"That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10597/two-and-a-half-men-10x05-thats-not-what-they-call-it-in-amsterdam"
207,10,6,01 Nov 12,"Ferrets, Attack!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10598/two-and-a-half-men-10x06-ferrets-attack"
208,10,7,08 Nov 12,"Avoid the Chinese Mustard","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10599/two-and-a-half-men-10x07-avoid-the-chinese-mustard"
209,10,8,15 Nov 12,"Something My Gynecologist Said","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10600/two-and-a-half-men-10x08-something-my-gynecologist-said"
210,10,9,29 Nov 12,"I Scream When I Pee","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10601/two-and-a-half-men-10x09-i-scream-when-i-pee"
211,10,10,06 Dec 12,"One Nut Johnson","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10602/two-and-a-half-men-10x10-one-nut-johnson"
212,10,11,13 Dec 12,"Give Santa a Tail-Hole","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10603/two-and-a-half-men-10x11-give-santa-a-tail-hole"
213,10,12,03 Jan 13,"Welcome to Alancrest","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10604/two-and-a-half-men-10x12-welcome-to-alancrest"
214,10,13,10 Jan 13,"Grab a Feather and Get in Line","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10605/two-and-a-half-men-10x13-grab-a-feather-and-get-in-line"
215,10,14,31 Jan 13,"Run, Steven Staven! Run!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10606/two-and-a-half-men-10x14-run-steven-staven-run"
216,10,15,07 Feb 13,"Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10607/two-and-a-half-men-10x15-paint-it-pierce-it-or-plug-it"
217,10,16,14 Feb 13,"Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10608/two-and-a-half-men-10x16-advantage-fat-flying-baby"
218,10,17,21 Feb 13,"Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10609/two-and-a-half-men-10x17-throgwarten-middle-school-mysteries"
219,10,18,07 Mar 13,"The 9:04 from Pemberton","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10610/two-and-a-half-men-10x18-the-904-from-pemberton"
220,10,19,14 Mar 13,"Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10611/two-and-a-half-men-10x19-big-episode-someone-stole-a-spoon"
221,10,20,04 Apr 13,"Bazinga! That's from a TV Show","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10612/two-and-a-half-men-10x20-bazinga-thats-from-a-tv-show"
222,10,21,25 Apr 13,"Another Night with Neil Diamond","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10613/two-and-a-half-men-10x21-another-night-with-neil-diamond"
223,10,22,02 May 13,"My Bodacious Vidalia","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10614/two-and-a-half-men-10x22-my-bodacious-vidalia"
224,10,23,09 May 13,"Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10615/two-and-a-half-men-10x23-cows-prepare-to-be-tipped"
225,11,1,26 Sep 13,"Nangnangnangnang","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10616/two-and-a-half-men-11x01-nangnangnangnang"
226,11,2,03 Oct 13,"I Think I Banged Lucille Ball","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10617/two-and-a-half-men-11x02-i-think-i-banged-lucille-ball"
227,11,3,10 Oct 13,"This Unblessed Biscuit","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10618/two-and-a-half-men-11x03-this-unblessed-biscuit"
228,11,4,17 Oct 13,"Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10619/two-and-a-half-men-11x04-clank-clank-drunken-skank"
229,11,5,24 Oct 13,"Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10620/two-and-a-half-men-11x05-alan-harper-pleasing-women-since-2003"
230,11,6,07 Nov 13,"Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10621/two-and-a-half-men-11x06-justice-in-star-spangled-hot-pants"
231,11,7,14 Nov 13,"Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10622/two-and-a-half-men-11x07-some-kind-of-lesbian-zombie"
232,11,8,21 Nov 13,"Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10623/two-and-a-half-men-11x08-mr-walden-he-die-i-clean-room"
233,11,9,05 Dec 13,"Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10624/two-and-a-half-men-11x09-numero-uno-accidente-lawyer"
234,11,10,12 Dec 13,"On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10625/two-and-a-half-men-11x10-on-vodka-on-soda-on-blender-on-mixer"
235,11,11,02 Jan 14,"Tazed in the Lady Nuts","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10626/two-and-a-half-men-11x11-tazed-in-the-lady-nuts"
236,11,12,09 Jan 14,"Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10627/two-and-a-half-men-11x12-baseball-boobs-boobs-baseball"
237,11,13,30 Jan 14,"Bite Me, Supreme Court","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10628/two-and-a-half-men-11x13-bite-me-supreme-court"
238,11,14,06 Feb 14,"Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10629/two-and-a-half-men-11x14-three-fingers-of-creme-de-menthe"
239,11,15,27 Feb 14,"Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10630/two-and-a-half-men-11x15-cab-fare-and-a-bottle-of-penicillin"
240,11,16,06 Mar 14,"How to Get Rid of Alan Harper","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10631/two-and-a-half-men-11x16-how-to-get-rid-of-alan-harper"
241,11,17,13 Mar 14,"Welcome Home, Jake","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10632/two-and-a-half-men-11x17-welcome-home-jake"
242,11,18,03 Apr 14,"West Side Story","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10633/two-and-a-half-men-11x18-west-side-story"
243,11,19,10 Apr 14,"Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10634/two-and-a-half-men-11x19-lan-mao-shi-zai-wuding-shang"
244,11,20,24 Apr 14,"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10635/two-and-a-half-men-11x20-lotta-delis-in-little-armenia"
245,11,21,01 May 14,"Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10636/two-and-a-half-men-11x21-dial-1-900-mix-a-lot"
246,11,22,08 May 14,"Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10637/two-and-a-half-men-11x22-oh-wald-e-good-times-ahead"
247,12,1,30 Oct 14,"The Ol' Mexican Spinach","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/10638/two-and-a-half-men-12x01-the-ol-mexican-spinach"
248,12,2,06 Nov 14,"A Chic Bar in Ibiza","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/14069/two-and-a-half-men-12x02-a-chic-bar-in-ibiza"
249,12,3,13 Nov 14,"Glamping in a Yurt","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/14070/two-and-a-half-men-12x03-glamping-in-a-yurt"
250,12,4,20 Nov 14,"Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/14071/two-and-a-half-men-12x04-thirty-eight-sixty-two-thirty-eight"
251,12,5,27 Nov 14,"Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/45782/two-and-a-half-men-12x05-oontz-oontz-oontz"
252,12,6,04 Dec 14,"Alan Shot a Little Girl","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/45783/two-and-a-half-men-12x06-alan-shot-a-little-girl"
253,12,7,11 Dec 14,"Sex with an Animated Ed Asner","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/50187/two-and-a-half-men-12x07-sex-with-an-animated-ed-asner"
254,12,8,18 Dec 14,"Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/57111/two-and-a-half-men-12x08-family-buble-deep-fried-turkey"
255,12,9,08 Jan 15,"Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/58232/two-and-a-half-men-12x09-bouncy-bouncy-bouncy-lyndsey"
256,12,10,15 Jan 15,"Here I Come, Pants!","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/58233/two-and-a-half-men-12x10-here-i-come-pants"
257,12,11,22 Jan 15,"For Whom the Booty Calls","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/58234/two-and-a-half-men-12x11-for-whom-the-booty-calls"
258,12,12,29 Jan 15,"A Beer-Battered Rip-Off","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/58235/two-and-a-half-men-12x12-a-beer-battered-rip-off"
259,12,13,05 Feb 15,"Boompa Loved His Hookers","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/58236/two-and-a-half-men-12x13-boompa-loved-his-hookers"
260,12,14,12 Feb 15,"Don't Give a Monkey a Gun","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/58237/two-and-a-half-men-12x14-dont-give-a-monkey-a-gun"
261,12,15,19 Feb 15,"Of Course He's Dead - Part One","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/58238/two-and-a-half-men-12x15-of-course-hes-dead-part-one"
262,12,16,19 Feb 15,"Of Course He's Dead - Part Two","http://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/58239/two-and-a-half-men-12x16-of-course-hes-dead-part-two"