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Episode # Prod # Air Date Titles
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• Season 1
1 1-01 1001 08/Nov/10 Baa Baa Blackmail
2 1-02 1002 09/Nov/10 Murder, She Tweeted
3 1-03 1003 10/Nov/10 Dead Men Don't Wear Spanx
4 1-04 1004 11/Nov/10 The Mummenschantz Conundrum
5 1-05 1005 15/Nov/10 Hickory Dickory Danger
6 1-06 1006 16/Nov/10 A Fistful of Chowder
7 1-07 1007 17/Nov/10 The Equinox Equinox
8 1-08 1008 18/Nov/10 Heavy Hangs the Fannypack
9 1-09 1009 22/Nov/10 A Prayer for Dick Butkus
10 1-10 23/Nov/10 Wanted: Dead... or with Chives
11 1-11 24/Nov/10 One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish
12 1-12 25/Nov/10 The Turducken Kerfuffle
13 1-13 1013 29/Nov/10 What the Rowboat Saw
14 1-14 30/Nov/10 Satan's Kazoo
15 1-15 01/Dec/10 Paper or Plastique?
16 1-16 02/Dec/10 A Jeff Bridges Too Far
17 1-17 06/Dec/10 One If By Land, Two If By A Slightly Longer Land-Route
18 1-18 07/Dec/10 No Time for Tetherball
19 1-19 08/Dec/10 Do You Want Lies With That?
20 1-20 09/Dec/10 Zeus Was Framed
21 1-21 13/Dec/10 The El Chapo Cartel Saves Christmas
22 1-22 14/Dec/10 A Sleigh Full of Slay
23 1-23 15/Dec/10 How the Grinch Stole Innocence
24 1-24 16/Dec/10 Hairdryer: 1, Frosty: 0
25 1-25 20/Dec/10 Fa-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-Murder
26 1-26 21/Dec/10 A Quantum of Kwanzaa
27 1-27 22/Dec/10 The Mistletoe Manifesto
28 1-28 23/Dec/10 Santa vs. Rudolph vs. Predator
29 1-29 10/Jan/11 2011: A Spanx Odyssey
30 1-30 11/Jan/11 Return to Devil's Condo
31 1-31 12/Jan/11 Voodoo or Voo Don't
32 1-32 13/Jan/11 The Monkey's Paw and Then the Rest of the Monkey
33 1-33 17/Jan/11 Houston, We Have a Murder
34 1-34 18/Jan/11 A Fistful of Dollars, a Mouthful of Travelers Cheques
35 1-35 19/Jan/11 The Conundrum Enigma
36 1-36 20/Jan/11 Damn the Torpedoes, Full Greed Ahead
37 1-37 24/Jan/11 Hello and Dubai
38 1-38 25/Jan/11 Something Smelly That Way Went
39 1-39 26/Jan/11 You Say Tomato, I Also Say Tomato
40 1-40 27/Jan/11 A Renaissance Most Foul
41 1-41 31/Jan/11 Who Will Cry for the Third Nipple?
42 1-42 01/Feb/11 A Finger Un-Pulled
43 1-43 02/Feb/11 Rendezvous at Meet-Up Point
44 1-44 03/Feb/11 Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Humor Truck
45 1-45 07/Feb/11 "Whisper," She Shouted
46 1-46 08/Feb/11 The Unitard Dilemma
47 1-47 09/Feb/11 Octoparrot vs. Megakitten
48 1-48 10/Feb/11 Death Takes a Time-Share
49 1-49 14/Feb/11 Love Gets Liposuctioned
50 1-50 15/Feb/11 How Stella Got Her Car Back
51 1-51 16/Feb/11 The Asiago Index
52 1-52 17/Feb/11 The Devil's Email Attachment
53 1-53 21/Feb/11 Air Force One 2: Revenge of President Dracula
54 1-54 22/Feb/11 If This Van's A Rockin', I'm Having A Seizure Inside My Van
55 1-55 23/Feb/11 Hooray For Scabies
56 1-56 24/Feb/11 The Case of the Missing Show Title
57 1-57 28/Feb/11 The Double-Fudging of Vanessa Del Rio
58 1-58 01/Mar/11 World War Wheeee!
59 1-59 02/Mar/11 A Mystery Wrapped Inside a Calzone
60 1-60 03/Mar/11 The Rise and Fall of John Reisenphal
61 1-61 07/Mar/11 Captain Facepunch vs. The Punch-Proof Face!
62 1-62 08/Mar/11 Seven Salads for Seven Brothers Who Are Sexually Attracted to Salads
63 1-63 09/Mar/11 Everybody Wang but Don't Chung Tonight
64 1-64 10/Mar/11 Excuse Me, But May I Murder You?
65 1-65 21/Mar/11 Ninjas Don't Wear Corduroy
66 1-66 22/Mar/11 The Spatula Peninsula
67 1-67 23/Mar/11 And In This Corner...Gingivitis!
68 1-68 28/Mar/11 The Lion, The Witch, and the IKEA Aspelund Underbed Storage Box
69 1-69 29/Mar/11 Hell's Cul-de-sac
70 1-70 30/Mar/11 Terra Chips at 30,000 Feet
71 1-71 31/Mar/11 Where There's a Will, There's a Dead Person
72 1-72 04/Apr/11 Countdown to Crotchfire
73 1-73 05/Apr/11 Grandpa's Secret, Grandma's Shame
74 1-74 06/Apr/11 As Time Goes Bi-Curious
75 1-75 07/Apr/11 Ding Dong the Witch is Dad
76 1-76 11/Apr/11 A Man For 3 Out of 4 Seasons
77 1-77 12/Apr/11 The Candy Man Can't
78 1-78 13/Apr/11 The Devil's Pre-Nup
79 1-79 14/Apr/11 Dr. No, M.D.
80 1-80 18/Apr/11 On This Day, A Chump Was Born
81 1-81 19/Apr/11 Dial T For Misdialed Murder
82 1-82 20/Apr/11 The Boy Who Actually Used Algebra Later in Life
83 1-83 21/Apr/11 The Brobdingnagian Abyssinian
84 1-84 02/May/11 Redbeard's Last Stand
85 1-85 03/May/11 The Container Store of My Discontent
86 1-86 04/May/11 The Twin Horrors of Professor Blurryvision
87 1-87 05/May/11 The Umlaut Initiätive
88 1-88 09/May/11 Typo Mysteries Presents: The Haunted Hose
89 1-89 10/May/11 The Awkward Product Placement. Swiffer
90 1-90 11/May/11 Untitled Freddie Prinze Jr. Project
91 1-91 12/May/11 The Falcon Can Hear the Falconer, Thanks to Miracle Ear!
92 1-92 16/May/11 The Indiscriminate Highlighter
93 1-93 17/May/11 Fuzzy Wuzzy, or Fuzzy Wuzzn't He?
94 1-94 18/May/11 Tomorrow's Episode
95 1-95 23/May/11 Murder at the Murder Trial
96 1-96 24/May/11 Mr. Smith Goes to Hades
97 1-97 25/May/11 Willy Wonka and His Much Less Popular Beef Jerky Factory
98 1-98 26/May/11 Do Not Go Gentle Into That Pink Berry
99 1-99 06/Jun/11 Quoth the Raven, "No Comment"
100 1-100 07/Jun/11 Green Eggs & Health Code Violations
101 1-101 08/Jun/11 Is Anyone Paying Attention to These Friggin' Episode Titles?
102 1-102 09/Jun/11 Wow! You Do Care About These Episode Titles.
103 1-103 13/Jun/11 Savage. Fred Savage.
104 1-104 14/Jun/11 She Sells Sea Shells Made Out of Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
105 1-105 15/Jun/11 It's Gettin' Hard Out There for a Pope
106 1-106 16/Jun/11 The Title Will Be Added In Later
107 1-107 20/Jun/11 Quoth the Hipster, "Whatevermore."
108 1-108 21/Jun/11 A Recipe for Disaster Casserole
109 1-109 22/Jun/11 Me. Coli
110 1-110 23/Jun/11 What Happens on Krypton, Stays on Krypton
111 1-111 27/Jun/11 Are You There, God? It's Me - Your Loanshark
112 1-112 28/Jun/11 Dragonpuncher 3: The Punchening
113 1-113 29/Jun/11 An Atheist Named Faith
114 1-114 30/Jun/11 50,000,000 Connie Selleca Fans Can't Be Wrong
115 1-115 18/Jul/11 Death Gets a Paper Cut
116 1-116 19/Jul/11 Length X Width = Tears
117 1-117 20/Jul/11 Hell Hath No Cell Phone Reception
118 1-118 21/Jul/11 One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish - Oh, God, My Whole Life Has Been a Horrible Lie
119 1-119 25/Jul/11 Hug Me, Sighed the Porcupine
120 1-120 26/Jul/11 The Devil Went Down to 7-Eleven and Bought a Slurpee
121 1-121 27/Jul/11 The One Where Conan Does That Thing
122 1-122 28/Jul/11 The LOL from Hell O Hell
123 1-123 01/Aug/11 The Silvery Thistles of St. Lispmoor
124 1-124 02/Aug/11 Cut, Cap, Balance, and Boogie
125 1-125 03/Aug/11 The Gentile's Bar Mitzvah
126 1-126 04/Aug/11 I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Karaoke
127 1-127 08/Aug/11 Cowboys & Aliens 2: Showdown at Glorb Ranch
128 1-128 09/Aug/11 And the Wind Whispered "Balls"
129 1-129 10/Aug/11 What if the Title's Too Long for Andy to Successfully Fit It in to the Opening Announce?
130 1-130 11/Aug/11 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream When Our Elevator Plunges 40 Floors
131 1-131 15/Aug/11 The Decline of Dee Kline
132 1-132 16/Aug/11 The Dr. and Mrs. Howard P. Reynolds Foundation Murders
133 1-133 17/Aug/11 The Devil Drives Stick
134 1-134 18/Aug/11 Dragon War 3: Dungeon War 2: The Prequel
135 1-135 06/Sep/11 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Rabbi
136 1-136 07/Sep/11 I Know What You Did Last Lobsterfest
137 1-137 08/Sep/11 Eat, Love, Lather, Rinse, Repeat
138 1-138 12/Sep/11 Alex Trebek in Actual Jeopardy
139 1-139 13/Sep/11 The Title the Announcer Didn't Read Right
140 1-140 14/Sep/11 A Streetcar Named Dr. Nathan Gluckman
141 1-141 15/Sep/11 And the Wind Cried, "Harriet"
142 1-142 19/Sep/11 The One Hour of Footage George Lucas Hasn't Messed With
143 1-143 20/Sep/11 Quoth the Raven, "That is So Me!"
144 1-144 21/Sep/11 President Björk Saves the Day
145 1-145 22/Sep/11 The Murdering Murderer of Murdertown
146 1-146 26/Sep/11 The Hunchback of Dekalb County Community College
147 1-147 27/Sep/11 The Fluffer of Seville
148 1-148 28/Sep/11 The Day the Proofradar Quit
149 1-149 29/Sep/11 It Turns Out Stella's Groove Was On Her Head the Whole Time
150 1-150 10/Oct/11 God Never Closes a Door Without Laughing at You
151 1-151 11/Oct/11 The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through My Multi-level Marketing Plan
152 1-152 12/Oct/11 Death Takes a Staycation
153 1-153 13/Oct/11 The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo on Her Face That Was Unemployable
154 1-154 17/Oct/11 The Day the Mirth Stood Still
155 1-155 18/Oct/11 Alibi for the Murder Andy's Committing Tonight
156 1-156 19/Oct/11 Karate Kid 9: Return to Nun-Chuck Island
157 1-157 20/Oct/11 The Pretty Girl Waving to Someone Behind You
158 1-158 24/Oct/11 Footloose 3: Footloosest
159 1-159 25/Oct/11 The Zombie Who Preferred Salads
160 1-160 26/Oct/11 Enter the Enterer
161 1-161 27/Oct/11 The Unbearable Lightness of Light Beer
162 1-162 31/Oct/11 It's the Great Pumpki-- No Wait, That's Just Conan's Head
163 1-163 01/Nov/11 A Tree with Dutch Elm Disease Grows in Brooklyn
164 1-164 02/Nov/11 The Mystery of the Recent NYU Grad Who Got a Job
165 1-165 03/Nov/11 Just Another Typical Gay Jewish Televised Wedding in New York
• Season 2
166 2-01 07/Nov/11 The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement
167 2-02 08/Nov/11 Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey
168 2-03 09/Nov/11 Mime Riot
169 2-04 10/Nov/11 The Illiterate Merderer
170 2-05 14/Nov/11 The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?
171 2-06 15/Nov/11 Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes
172 2-07 16/Nov/11 Siri Shows Her Boobs
173 2-08 17/Nov/11 A Man for All Flu Seasons
174 2-09 28/Nov/11 Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3
175 2-10 29/Nov/11 What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad
176 2-11 30/Nov/11 Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi
177 2-12 01/Dec/11 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!
178 2-13 05/Dec/11 The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament
179 2-14 06/Dec/11 What the Butler Smelled
180 2-15 07/Dec/11 Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More
181 2-16 08/Dec/11 Armageddon Comes to Quiznos
182 2-17 12/Dec/11 Return to A-Hole Acres
183 2-18 13/Dec/11 The Conan One Hour Earlier Best of Spectacular
184 2-19 13/Dec/11 It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet
185 2-20 14/Dec/11 Miracle Whip on 34th Street
186 2-21 15/Dec/11 The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!
187 2-22 19/Dec/11 Santa Claus is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle
188 2-23 20/Dec/11 Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah
189 2-24 21/Dec/11 The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings
190 2-25 22/Dec/11 Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve
191 2-26 03/Jan/12 May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended
192 2-27 04/Jan/12 Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old
193 2-28 05/Jan/12 Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude
194 2-29 09/Jan/12 Oh My God, Baby New Year Got into the Medicine Cabinet!
195 2-30 10/Jan/12 Every Kiss Begins with Kay, but Everything Else Begins with K-Y
196 2-31 11/Jan/12 The Integrity Episode, Brought to You by Pall Mall Cigarettes
197 2-32 12/Jan/12 The Mime Whisperer
198 2-33 16/Jan/12 The Myan "Dilbert-a-Day" Cartoon Calendar
199 2-34 17/Jan/12 The Guy Who Went to the Gym He Joined on New Years Day
200 2-35 18/Jan/12 Operation Orgy: Journey to Couti Cove
201 2-36 19/Jan/12 This Episode Would Like to Join the Linkin Network
202 2-37 23/Jan/12 The Formally Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really Really Experimented in College
203 2-38 24/Jan/12 The Bourne Again Ultimatum
204 2-39 25/Jan/12 Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes
205 2-40 26/Jan/12 We Need the Funk, If It's Not To Much Trouble We'd Like the Funk
206 2-41 30/Jan/12 A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies
207 2-42 31/Jan/12 The Man Who Got His Money's Worth at Starbucks
208 2-43 01/Feb/12 The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz
209 2-44 02/Feb/12 Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady with Incredible Ta-Ta-Ta-Tas
210 2-45 06/Feb/12 The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine
211 2-46 07/Feb/12 "High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher
212 2-47 08/Feb/12 The Creature from the Recently Gentrified Lagoon
213 2-48 09/Feb/12 Cheap Applause from the Best Audience in the World
214 2-49 13/Feb/12 Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy
215 2-50 14/Feb/12 The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid
216 2-51 15/Feb/12 Luck Be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight
217 2-52 16/Feb/12 Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain
218 2-53 21/Feb/12 The 24th Annual NERF(R) Product Expo
219 2-54 22/Feb/12 Justice Has a Middle Name and It's Eric
220 2-55 23/Feb/12 Annie, Get Your Glock
221 2-56 27/Feb/12 Death Wish 6: Natural Causes
222 2-57 28/Feb/12 The Douche Who Lost His Bag
223 2-58 29/Feb/12 Godzilla vs. His Own Body Issues
224 2-59 01/Mar/12 If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck
225 2-60 05/Mar/12 Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times
226 2-61 06/Mar/12 Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van
227 2-62 07/Mar/12 Bridesmaids Revisited
228 2-63 08/Mar/12 The Rendezvous with Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April
229 2-64 19/Mar/12 She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not
230 2-65 20/Mar/12 Honey, I Shrunk the Show
231 2-66 21/Mar/12 The Dark Knight Dies from Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion
232 2-67 26/Mar/12 El Episodio con el Titulo Espanol
233 2-68 27/Mar/12 Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra
234 2-69 28/Mar/12 That Which Does Not Kill Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong
235 2-70 29/Mar/12 The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows
236 2-71 02/Apr/12 Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's
237 2-72 03/Apr/12 Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.
238 2-73 04/Apr/12 Lucy in the Sky with Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™
239 2-74 05/Apr/12 The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When He Stopped Saying He Was a Member of Styx
240 2-75 09/Apr/12 Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.
241 2-76 10/Apr/12 Flash Mob on the Bounty
242 2-77 11/Apr/12 Where in Carmen Sandiego is Waldo?
243 2-78 12/Apr/12 How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.
244 2-79 16/Apr/12 The Bourne Thingamajigee
245 2-80 17/Apr/12 The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)
246 2-81 18/Apr/12 Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five
247 2-82 19/Apr/12 Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local
248 2-83 23/Apr/12 I Believe Our Children Are Our Future D-Bags
249 2-84 24/Apr/12 How Much For That Doggie On The Roof Of Your Car?
250 2-85 25/Apr/12 I Like Big Butts & I Can Still Lie
251 2-86 26/Apr/12 What Are You Doing With My Freak On?
252 2-87 07/May/12 The Day the Earth Stood Too Close to the Barbecue
253 2-88 08/May/12 Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?
254 2-89 09/May/12 Table for Two, Said the Fatman
255 2-90 10/May/12 Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!
256 2-91 15/May/12 You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown
257 2-92 16/May/12 The Thingy of Finite Imagination
258 2-93 17/May/12 Episode 257: Literally
259 2-94 22/May/12 The Channing Tatum Ultimatum
260 2-95 23/May/12 This One Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
261 2-96 24/May/12 The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money
262 2-97 04/Jun/12 Episode 97
263 2-98 05/Jun/12 Episode 98
264 2-99 06/Jun/12 Episode 99
265 2-100 07/Jun/12 Episode 100
